SGA- brainstorming

Hmm, so I'm close to finishing that piece. It's a crackish piece where Sheppard & Lorne's teams have super powers. So far I've already written: Teyla, Laura Cadman, David Parrish, and Lorne. I still need to write: John, McKay and Ronon's super powers. Also need a fourth character (that so far has been an unnamed character from Lorne's team)

Looking for any suggestions of their powers, or the fourth member of Lorne's team?
Outside of going to fix lunch and possibly start laundry I'm home today and really want to finish this piece so I can move on =)

If you have any thoughts you care to share on their powers - possibly humorous? Or for who the fourth member of Lorne's team might be, I'd appreciate any input =)

Thanks in advance~